A crisp, heavyweight tee with a dry sense of humor — a weathered captain illustration above the tongue-in-cheek line “THAT BOAT? I’D SINK IT FOR FREE.” Clean, nautical accents on the sleeves keep the look maritime without shouting. The shirt wears like a reliable deckhand: substantial midweight cotton that holds shape, a ribbed crew neck that won’t sag, and smooth, durable printing that keeps the artwork legible wash after wash. It settles into weekend outings, harbor-side hangs, and lazy afternoons on the dock, adding a smirk to conversation and a quietly rebellious sailor vibe to the wearer’s routine.
Product features - Medium-weight 180 g/m² cotton fabric for durability and year-round wear - Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, clean fit - Ribbed, seam-free collar retains shape and resists stretching - Combination of DTF (sleeves/neck prints) and DTG printing for crisp, detailed graphics - Twill shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort and long-lasting structure
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
