Light, cheeky, and quietly nautical — this classic cotton tee carries holiday humor for boat lovers who prefer sea spray to sleigh bells. The soft crew neck and roomy classic fit make it a shirt to reach for on chilly docks, holiday regattas, or casual nights aboard. A small holly sprig tops the playful line “If Santa skips this yacht, I don’t blame him,” with three ornament-style icons (snowflake, anchor, buoy) that nod to maritime pride and seasonal cheer. The natural cotton weave feels sturdy yet breathable, holds printed details crisply, and wears in rather than out. Slip it on with jeans, deck shoes, or a knit beanie and let the shirt do the talking — wry, warm, and unmistakably seaside.
Product features - Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort - Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and ribbed collar that retains shape - Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean, smooth silhouette - Shoulder twill tape and tear-away label for lasting shape and itch-free wear - Dual-printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck label and DTG for main design; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
